everyone’s asking me if Lady Gaga is getting a sex change and if she has a split personality problem.

and I’m just like, bitch, please. 

When Big Time Rush asked if anybody in the audience was looking for a boyfriend, I raised my hand.

I’m going to see Big Time Rush with my friend Sunday. I don’t even really like them, I just think they ARE SO DAMN FINE.

You and I: A Summary.

My interpretation: So Mermaid Gaga swims from Atlantica, to the Gulf of Mexico and up stream the Mississippi. Where she comes to land, gets legs a la The Tin Man, walks across the country, does not accept ice cream from the sexual predator, makes out with her male alter ego, and gets married to her man. 

Gaga, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.

my grandma just told me that she loves Lady Gaga and her performances, she’s just afraid to tell other people her age. My grandmother is a closeted Little Monster.

I love her so much, even though she’s wacky. :)

I just watched the movie “Boys Don’t Cry” it was so good, but so heartbreaking. I’ve just been reading about all these horrific things that people have done to others just because of their sexuality, and I just couldn’t stop crying. Why are people so horrible to one another?

when people say no-terrr dame, instead of No-treh dawhm.